
Red Dead Redemption 2 is a video game. But thanks to developer Rockstar's freshly-announced "Red Dead Redemption 2 Outlaw Essentials Collection," it is also a collection of words you will find *ahem* branded onto a USB charger shaped like a stick of dynamite, a candle, a domino set, and so, so many more things.
According to a post on the Rockstar newswire, the two-and-a-half dozen pieces of merch that comprise the Outlaw Essentials Collection will be available in limited quantities through the Rockstar Warehouse (what the studio calls its online storefront) and "other select retailers, including GameStop". No further details on pricing or exact availability were given.
There are a whopping 30 pieces of merch in the Outlaw Essentials Collection, some more kitschy than others. We've embedded a gallery showing them off below:

Dynamite USB Charger

Pendleton Blanket

Domino Set

Bottle Opener

Collapsible Shot Glass

Brass Zippo Lighter

Engraved Match Box Slipcase

Pin Set

Barrell Candle by Joya

Dynamite Candle by Joya

Glass Candle by Joya

Vintage Rockstar Glass Decoupage Trays by John Derian Co.

Metal Earth Maxim Gun 3D Puzzle

Metal Earth Sawed-Off Shotgun 3D Puzzle

Metal Earth Train 3D Puzzle

Leather Valet Tray

Leather iPad Case

Leather iPhone Cases

Rockstar Games Logo Keychain

Linocut Rockstar Games Logo Tee - Black on Red

Linocut Rockstar Games Logo Tee - Red on Black

Rockstar Games T-Shirt - White on Red

Vintage Rockstar Logo T-Shirt - Black on Grey

Outlaws For Life T-Shirt - Red on Black

Outlaws For Life T-Shirt - White on Red

Redemption T-Shirt - Red on Black

Redemption T-Shirt - White on Red

Red Dead Redemption 2 Logo T-Shirt - Red on Black

Red Dead Redemption 2 Logo T-Shirt - White on Red

Rockstar Logo Stickers
Personally, I'm keen on the scented candles, particularly because they seem to contain so many odors. Here's Rockstar's description: "Blow open your nostrils with this blood orange, incense, amber, rockrose, smoked cedar, sandalwood, violet leaf and juniper tar-scented, black wax candle".
At first I thought that must be a list of options you could choose from, but the use of singular words like "this" and "candle" makes me think otherwise. In which case, that is the most scent-packed candle I have ever heard of. What's your favorite?
Are you all caught up on Red Dead Redemption 2 news? Even if you think you are, you might want to read up on 10 things you might have missed in the Red Dead Redemption 2 gameplay trailer - there's a lot going on in this open-world Western that Rockstar is still keeping under wraps.
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