New poster for Piranha 3DD
Guess what? It contains boobs...
Piranha 3DD has released a new teaser poster online, sporting the puntastic tag line, "no body is safe" alongside an image of a suitably chesty young woman.
The new film focuses upon the opening off The Big Wet Water Park, a new summer attraction designed to lure a new bunch of nubile teens into a single watery location.
Naturally, the lifeguards are all moonlighting strippers, except of course for special guest David Hasselhoff, who makes the entirely reasonable point that, "I'm not a lifeguard… never was."
With a shoal of man-eating fishies breaking loose once more, only Christopher Lloyd's wacky scientist (there's a first) and Ving Rhames' shotgun-legged sheriff can save the day. Oh, and Gary Busey crops up to lend a helping hand as well.
Having initially looked as though it wasn't going to get a theatrical release on these shores, Piranha 3DD will now open in the UK on 11 May 2012. Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water...
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