Starfox
Likes: Sucking, monkey cubes
Dislikes: Anthropomorphic space pilots
Andross says “Your foolish efforts are futile!!”
Defining moment: Hurtling through the tunnel to the boss encounter and facing off against Andross paled into insignificance when, for the first time, he attempted to suck you into his mouth, before spitting a tidal wave of polygons at you. Back in 1993, being caught looking at any more than two polygons on screen simultaneously was onpar with sexual deviancy and was punishable by death.
WTF?! Blasting away at origami-face’s eye-holes only to be faced with a spinning box. With a monkey’s face on it. “This will be McCloud’s last battle!!” mocked Andross. *Sigh* If only that were true.
When Destiny 2 "weekly active users dropped lower and faster than we'd seen since 2018," Bungie assembled an A-Team to put out some fires: "We needed to do something"
Astro Bot went through 23 pitch iterations before its director promised PlayStation "happy gameplay" and "overflowing charm," though it did once end with robot decapitation that made "some people really upset"
