Oh my. Kirby has something that looks a bit like an epic penis

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He's pink, made of string and appears to have quite a tool

It's comforting to know that there are other people out there that take a proactive interest in findingthings in games that look a bit like penises. A gamer with a keen eye for phallus doppelgangerssent the below picture to Kotakuover the weekend:

Apparently its from an email sent out by Nintendo. A quick glance at the picture and you'd be forgiven for thinking that little Kirby is endowed with an intimidating mega-schlong. Just imagine the size of his balls of wool.

Anyway. That's it. Just thought it was my duty to bring it to the attention of anyone that hadn't seen it yet. Plus, having Kirby's penis andPac-Man's assholeon the site on the same day seemed too good an opportunity to miss

September 27, 2010

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