Best wishes from... Nintendo
Woah there. Ninty has a wealth of inconic videogame heroes, but it opts for a simple row of houses with gurning lifestyle models peeking through? Then we get a Nintendo 2008 calendar, and it too is stuffed with clinical pictures of TV people. Talk about missed opportunities.
Visuals | 6 | Boring houses, topped off inside by terribly dreary lifestyle photography
Festiveness | 8 | We can't ignore the red-nosed reindeer or red-hatted snowman outside
Composition | 6 | One of those 'nice in theory' but 'rubbish in practice' thingumies
Effort | 7 | The sad thing is that quite a lot of thought probably went into this card
Score: 6
Best wishes from... Nintendo
Woah there. Ninty has a wealth of inconic videogame heroes, but it opts for a simple row of houses with gurning lifestyle models peeking through? Then we get a Nintendo 2008 calendar, and it too is stuffed with clinical pictures of TV people. Talk about missed opportunities.
Visuals |6 |Boring houses, topped off inside by terribly dreary lifestyle photography
Festiveness |8 | We can't ignore the red-nosed reindeer orred-hatted snowman outside
Composition |6 | One of those 'nice in theory' but 'rubbish in practice' thingumies
Effort |7 | The sad thing is that quite a lot of thought probably went into this card
Score: 6
Split Fiction director Josef Fares says Ubisoft is "struggling" and should make a co-op Splinter Cell game: "Don't chicken out to do single-player; just say this is split-screen only"
Elden Ring Nightreign beta invites are apparently so in demand, scalpers are already trying to resell them for hundreds of dollars
