Pro Evolution Soccer 2009

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We translate baffling game phrases. Apparently, a Trimodal Ectosphere is a blob

Hmmmmppphh… must… not… smash… pad

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It puts every review in the world at your fingertips – but is Metacritic ruining videogames?

The answer to the question no one asked, as we make the Prez in nine games