We asked Windows 10's Cortana about Halo - can you guess the answers?

If you've upgraded to Windows 10 of late, you'll have gained easy access to Cortana, a voice-activated personal assistant who bears a striking audio resemblance to Master Chief's see-through secretary/guidance councillor/probable love interest. That point's proven when you ask her Halo-themed questions - she's got a surprising repository of trivial/sassy responses to questions about the franchise she sprang from.

I've put together 15 of my favourite questions and answers to pose to my new trapped AI - but there's a twist. You have to guess which are the real responses, and which are dumb things I made up because I'd really like a job writing dialogue for text-to-speech robots.

Oh, and if you've found any particularly good secret questions I didn't ask, leave a comment - I want to bug her some more.

Joe Skrebels
Joe first fell in love with games when a copy of The Lion King on SNES became his stepfather in 1994. When the cartridge left his mother in 2001, he turned to his priest - a limited edition crystal Xbox - for guidance. And now he's here.
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