Samurai Shodown: Sen's ridiculous Engrish Achievements

Samurai Shodown: Sen set off a wave ofbewildered chucklesin our meeting this morning when we started reading the Achievement list. "Dancing man in death place?" "Wild beast in the wilds?" It seemed too good to be true, but we looked, andthey're real. Now we want to play the game just toscore some of these Achievements, especially "Great!" for an odd nine points.

Above: Can you successfully "Kill thousand of men" for 50 points?

We probably shouldn't have expected anything less from a series with a misspelled title. Here's the entire list, alaXbox360Achievements.org:

Ancestry of phantom bird (20)
To complete the Story mode with Kim Hae-ryeong

Beautiful strong man (20)
To complete the Story mode with Kyoshiro

Bloody hands (20)
To kill 13 men in Survival mode

Bushido (40)
To win in Xbox LIVE fighting for 20 times (in Ranked match)

Cold-blooded death (20)
To complete the Story mode with Angelica

Dancing man in death place (20)
To complete the Story mode with Kirian

Eternal war girl (20)
To complete the Story mode with Charlotte

Golden wild wolf (20)
To complete the Story mode with Claude

Great! (9)
To kill the opponent when you are dying (in Ranked match)

Handing sword princess (20)
To complete the Story mode with Suzu

Kill thousand of men (50)
To kill thousand of men (in any mode)

Legendary hierophant (40)
To complete the Story mode with all characters (with the highest difficulty)

Living war god in the west (20)
To complete the Story mode with Jinbei

Nightmare of Lesphia (25)
Golba unlocked (complete Story mode with 24 characters)

Noble warrior on the earth (20)
To complete the Story mode with Blackhawk

North Sea Unsinkable Ship (20)
To complete the Story mode with Garros

One-eyed guardian (20)
To complete the Story mode with Jubei

Samurai of thundercloud (20)
To complete the Story mode with J.

Samurai spirit (20)
To win in Xbox LIVE fighting for 5 times (in Ranked match)

Senior swordman (10)
To launch Slash 50 times successfully (in all modes except practice mode)

Succeed tradition (20)
To complete the Story mode with Takechiyo

Super swordman (25)
To launch Slash 100 times successfully (in all modes except practice mode)

Sura spirit (50)
To win in Xbox LIVE fighting for 50 times (in Ranked match)

Survivor (10)
To kill 5 men in Survival mode

Swordman (5)
To launch Slash 10 times successfully (in all modes except practice mode)

The Cool-Perfect Killer (20)
To complete the Story mode with Sogetsu

The crimson murderousness (20)
To complete the Story mode with Genjuro

The day of defiance (20)
To provocate the opponent for 50 rounds (in all modes except practice mode)

The Heat-Fury Sword-Way (20)
To complete the Story mode with Kazuki

The Huge Continental Wall (20)
To complete the Story mode with Wanfu

The Impact Blue of Justice (20)
To complete the Story mode with Galford

The invincible (30)
To kill 26 men in Survival mode

The lightning kicker (20)
To complete the Story mode with Hanzo

The native cheerful girl (20)
To complete the Story mode with Rimururu

The nature like mediums (20)
To complete the Story mode with Nakoruru

The Solid-Steel Fortress (20)
To complete the Story mode with Walter

The sparkling destiny (20)
To complete the Story mode with Ukyo

The Toughest warrior of Japan (5)
To kill the opponent with full HP (in Ranked match, within 1 round)

The Toughest warrior on earth (15)
To kill the opponent with full HP (in Ranked match, within 1 match)

Unknown opponent (10)
To have Xbox LIVE fighting for once (regardless of the result, in any match)

Wandering strong swordman (20)
To complete the Story mode with Haohmaru

Wild Beast in the Wilds (25)
Draco unlocked (complete Story mode with 12 characters)

Mar 31, 2010