See the crochet Metroid arm cannon that looks like a penis

Since posting thatarticle about peniseslast week, I've resurrected my 'Things in games that look a bit like penises' folder. Thanks to your help, there are already a few new pictures in there, so a 'Part 2' could be a reality. Together we can make it happen.

In the meantime, I thought this penile submission from GamesRadar user 510BrotherPanda deserved its own special mention. As you can see, our man BrotherPanda has crocheted himself a pretty bad-ass Metroid arm cannon. Everyone tells him that it looks like 'a big green dick'. I'd have to agree. But that just adds to its charm. Good work.

Observe it from three different angles:

And if anyone else has handicraft skills and has made something that is both game-related and vaguely reminiscent of a penis, feel free todrop me a message.

April 27, 2010

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Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.
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