Sega Japanese toilet game makes pissing fun!

Sometimes, we love our jobs. Forget the free games and attractive jarnalist dental plans. Occasionally, a story just comes along and makes you realise what a wonderful world of entertaining interactive products we exist in. So, it’s with great joy we present a Japanese Sega title that makes a game out of taking a piss in a public toilet. What a monumental day to be a games jarnalist.

Right, you’ll have to bear with us. We’re not entirely sure what was going on in the video above. To us, though, it looks like you have to relieve yourself onto the little blue target to make the game work.

It seems if you piss onto that specific spot for long enough, the disturbing looking cherub will fill a soda can full of his magical man juices.


Above: Oh, and occasionally a perturbed Japanese man will check in on you

Honestly, we don’t know how we’re going to answer the next call of nature without this little beauty. Now, why don’t we all sit back and admire some scary-ass cherub sex faces? Enjoy…

Source: UK Resistance

Dec 16, 2010

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