Sid Meier's Pirates!: Live the Life review

Worth its weight in gold doubloons

GamesRadar+ Verdict

Pros

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    Classic cartoon graphics and music

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    You'll never run out of things to do

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    Complex ship-to-ship combat

Cons

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    Character ages too quickly

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    Some minigames get monotonous

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    No evil pirates allowed

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This remake of the 1987 PC classic isn't so much one game as an extremely well put together collection of simple but fun minigames. All of the different modes in Sid Meier's Pirates!: Live the Life have completely different gameplay, but with the help of Disney-style pirating (pillaging, but no raping) and swashbuckling they weave together to form a highly entertaining experience.

As a young Orlando Bloom-esque character whose family is sold into slavery when your father couldn't pay his debts, you lead a slave revolt during the trip to the New World, commandeer your captors' ship (and a puffy shirt) and set out to find your family… and maybe make a buck or two from piracy while you're at it.

Starting with a small ship and crew, you sail the scenic Caribbean Sea from an overhead view, navigating between ports and hunting for vulnerable looking cargo ships. Getting close to another ship zooms to a closer-up view for a ship-to-ship combat game. Using the wind to your advantage, you must outmaneuver your opponent and evade his cannon while lining up yours to fire.

Once they're softened up, you can either sink them to the bottom or board them. This zooms in once again to a fencing game between you and the enemy captain. While the crews fight in the background, you try to drive the enemy captain off the ship and into the sea. Win the duel, and the ship and her cargo are yours to do with as you please.

More info

GenreAdventure
DescriptionThere are a huge number of things to do in this game, and all of them are worth doing.
Platform"Xbox","Wii","PC","PSP"
US censor rating"Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+"
UK censor rating"12+","12+","12+","12+"
Release date1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK)
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