You know something really bad has happened when the FBI are forced to call in Miley Cyrus.
Leaving behind her life as a tough teen PI to infiltrate a sorority house (where something really bad has happened), she brushes her hair slightly differently and magically transforms into an annoying, shallow rich girl.
Cyrus gives fans what they want in this bubblegum Miss Congeniality riff – rolling her glazed eyes at cliquey girls and hot boys whilst she rasps through a confusing non-story.
Scarier still is a cameo from Kelly Osbourne – one spoilt pop princess in the movies is more than enough, thanks…
