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Title: suckselfsaurus
Author: cmb177


Above: According to the author, the suckselfsaurus’ main goal in life is to pleasure itself. Fascinating

Title: dongpunch
Author: missilekind

Title: Ode to Father and Baby
Author: Eleonora


Above: An artistic representation of a father and his beloved son or some creepy pedophile feeling his kid up?

Title: oneeyedtrousersnake
Author: REDNUT

Title: Erectile Distfunction
Author: DetroitMafia

Title: Phallic
Author: PatchWork425

Title: Deamomilklove
Author: RaoulDuke1972

Title:The Self-Mugger
Author: masochistmonkey


Above: The Self-Mugger looks like an innocent – yet freaky – creature until you check out its backside

Title: LoveGuru
Author: BrownToad

Title: rudette
Author: M34TY

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Jul 10, 2008


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