Everyone is on some kind of social site these days, Facebook, Twitter etc. All of them offer us constant updates and personal insights into our friends, family members, and even celebrities. While most celebrities just use their Twitter to plug whatever movie or BBQ sauce they just slapped their name on, there’s one group of Twitterers you can count on to give it to you straight: Pokemon. While these guys can only speak by repeating their name over and over, they can still type. And oh the things they have to say.
Bear in mind that almost all of these entries feature some (extremely) harsh language and are decidedly NSFW.
Electrode
http://twitter.com/Electrode_
If Electrode had arms he’d bench press way more than you bro.
Choice Tweet: “JUST GOT BACK FROM A SIIIIICK 'SPLODE SESH, I BET THEY FELT THAT OVER IN SINNOH”
Gyarados
http://twitter.com/gyarados
For being a huge sea monster that devastates everything in his path, it’s nice to see Gyrados taking the time to share his feelings.
Choice Tweet: @IgglybuffI ATE UR MOM. NOT SEXUALLY I LITERALLY ATE HER ALIVE AND NOW SHES DEAD
No one can understand the struggle of being an immortal sentient ball of gas.
Choice Tweet: “Why won't I evolve - please I just want hands to feel - No one understands”
Psyduck
http://twitter.com/psyduck__
Wracked with migraines, paranoia, allergies and depression, Psyduck can barely make it out of bed in the morning.
Choice Tweet: “this is kind of like playing fort in school except with less crying and wedgies”
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