The Big Swap review

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Billed in all the advance publicity as "more daring than any British film ever made" (and banned in Singapore for its hedonistic immorality), The Big Swap marks the big-screen debut of 32-year-old writer/director Niall Johnson. Yet while the theme is swinging sex, don't go expecting a farcical bedroom romp. Yes, there may be predictable jokes about penis-lengths and `hot lesbo action', but this is more of a cautionary moral tale which treats its subject matter with a fair degree of straight-faced seriousness.

"You always hurt the one you love," observes narrator Fi (Clarke Hayes) in the film's opening scene, as Johnson proceeds to chart the emotional consequences of a couple of nights' partner-swapping among a group of close-knit friends.

For, what was intended as a game — something to spice up some secure, danger-free lives — turns into a negative catalyst. Resentments, suspicions and jealousies are slowly unleashed. Characters realise how they are unable to communicate with their partners. Relationships crumble.

Those of you fleeing the World Cup may be enticed by the illicit danger of the partner-swapping subject matter. But this low-budget Brit flick fails to ignite, held back by rudimentary production values and bland characters. A dreary two hours.

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