You thought Final Fantasy was all about cute cat-things named “moogles” and some brooding teens that save the world, right? Oh, you couldn’t be more wrong. Little did you know that the pinnacle RPG franchise will tear your life to shit and make you a depraved maniac. Think we’re bluffing? Go ahead tough guy, read on about the dark side of Final Fantasy.
Addiction
Medical research shows that thousands of gamers worldwide can’t operate without their daily fix of Final Fantasy. What do you mean you don’t believe us? Check out the recent study presented to the Society of Neuroscience in Washington D.C, which claims to have scientific proof that FF addicts bear all the psychological hallmarks of die-hard smackheads. Just what we wanted to hear.
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