Homie Rollerz Strategy-Something Awful
As the guy in charge of updating most of the cheats on our site, I can't help but feel responsible for letting Something Awful - a site with virtually no affiliation with game cheats - completely outdo us when it comes to covering a very special game: Homie Rollerz.
I didn't even think of putting up a strategy guide for Rollerz, before reading Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell's guide. After reading it, the strategy was laid out so plainly that there's little reason for any other site to attempt to write a game guide. I always thought that Big Loco was a throwaway racer, until Something Awful showed me that he's really more of a thinking man's roller. Remember everyone, for the hottest, cutting-edge cheats for the games you love, check Something Awful. For the second hottest cheats that you might use for games you don't like quite as much, feel free to check out our site,Cheatplanet.
Seriously, if you're going to make gameas bad as Rollerz, the internet needs to point it out. My only regret is that we didn't get to be the part of the internet to do it. For whatever reason, a strategy guide for a game so completely bereft of strategy, full of broken racing and sprinkled with racism, is really funny. I only wish there could have been more specific track and racer style analysis, rather than just a general overview of the game's strategy. I would really like to take a look at what the fastest Homie is tricking out his burrito-car with.
Then again, that would require the game to actually work.
