The Top 7... Ugliest bastards in gaming

Piggsy | Manhunt



What's the big deal - can't a wallowing-in-his-own-shit, chainsaw-wielding sociopath wear a pig's head to enhance his appeal? Oh right, so it's fine for the plastic-faced fashionista to wear knickers made of penguin kidneys, or prance about in salopettes coated in urine extracted from the bladders of malnourished panda bears, but a fat lunatic stepping out with a still bleeding swine-based helmet on his noggin is repugnant and disgusting? The Devil wears Prada and Piggsy wears abattoir leftovers. And we'd definitely rather be ugly bastards than hypocritical catwalk worshipping Lagerfeld lickspittle goat spunk drinking twats.