The virtual junkie's guide to gaming's drug spots

Rag Doll Kung Fu | Valve | PC | 2005

As any wholesome moral guardian will strongly warn the virtual junkie, drugs are the illicit produce of the Devil's own pharmacy. Either that, or they're made by terrorists with beards in hidden subterranean laboratories. So thank Heaven for magic mushrooms - the 100% natural psychedelic crop of God's garden that puts the fun in fungi. And you can gorge yourself silly on the pointy-capped little buggers in this unsurprisingly tripped out slice of chi-fuelled fightery.

Scoff them up to attain the power of flight, but take heed that if you cram too many into your guts you're going to be spewing mushroom soup over your kung fu slippers. We suppose Mario must have a strong stomach.

Hit the movie player below to sample the blatantly psychoactive inspired action with your own dilated pupils...

Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.
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