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Advance Wars Limerick
By pintsizedpete

Sasha delivers the hits,
C.O.P. that gives everyone fits,
The guys think she's fine,
They all stand in a line,
And call out to her, "Show us your... tracts of land!"

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Classic limerick action from this forum poster, adhering to the well-worn (but still funny) tradition of subverting the accepted poem form in the final line to great effect.

Again, this is the sort of thing we were really looking to find, though it's depressing that our pretty in-depth search only came up with two chuckle-worthy offerings, among an avalanche of unsophisticated 'hilarious' swearing, dumb jokes and endless single-entendres. Attention Internet scribes: Must Try Harder.