Dead Rising | Capcom |Xbox 360 | 2006
Above: It's Day 2. Oh, and it's 12:00. We're not sure whether that's AM or PM, though. Riveting stuff...
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic | LucasArts |PC, Xbox| 2003
Above: No shit, Sherlock
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic | LucasArts |PC, Xbox| 2003
Above: OK, we get the message. Now go dangle your bits in the Sarlacc Pit or something
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Super Mario Sunshine |Nintendo |GameCube| 2002
Above: How to make your game look intolerably dull in one easy screenshot
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WWF Smackdown! Know YourRole |THQ |PSOne| 2000
Above: To "grapple fans" this shot might, somehow, be the most exciting thing ever. To everyone else it's just a crummy postage stamp-sized shot showing some paving slabs
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Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King |Square Enix |PS2| 2005
Above: If this rodent was gnawing its way through someone's jugular we'd be interested. As it is, though, it's just a mouse in a gray corridor
2 weeks after launch, Escape from Tarkov-style survival horror mashup Level Zero: Extraction ends development because it "underperformed" expectations
Punch-Out speedrunner "took 75,000 attempts over nearly 5 years" landing 1-in-10,000 luck and 21 frame-perfect punches to finally beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes
