10) Zeus finally getting it
After a colossal battle with the king-size daddy of the gods, Kratos yields - prompting Zeus to shrink down to human size so he can deliver the finishing blow. Inevitably, though, it's a trick: half a dozen quick-fire button taps later, you've broken both his arms, smashed his head into a rock, nailed his hands to a pillar with the Blades of Chaos and plunged the Blade of Olympus through his ribs. Now simply hammer Circle to - no joke - saw his chest in half.
God of War: Ascension's online multiplayer is still kicking almost 12 years on, but its veterans will destroy you on sight: "Everyone who plays this right now is literally a God"
God of War actor Chris Judge says it's "absolutely not true" that he teased new content as "you can't tease something you know nothing about"
