Andrew Hayward

Like Enter the Matrix, except five years late and none the better for it

There's nothing fishy about this intelligent puzzler

How do you ruin monster trucks? With an "x"

This water-borne Wii racing game steals the subtitle from Wave Race 64, but not the quality

Like a pop hit, Encore is superficial but fun while it lasts

Part minigame compilation, part classic collection - all shallow

Absurdist humor meets legalese - or rather, legal-ease

Hot steppin' with all your favorite Disney songs - well, a few of them

Finishes well under par - that's golf speak for "it rocks"

Another reason for David Seville to scream his lungs out

Universe 2 may go through the motions, but it's pretty well choreographed

Takes the term "cruis'n for a bruis'n" to a shocking new extreme

Wait, Cars is actually a racing game this time around? Blasphemy!

Proof that puzzles and farming cancel each other out on the awesome scale

Number one in nobody's hood, we hope

An unexpected argument for shovelware

Somewhat sluggish the second time around the track

If this is the hottest party you know of, you may need some new friends

We're pretty sure they actually meant 'Dragon Bland'