Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

We blindly follow gaming's scheming cults, faiths and God-botherers

Hmmmmppphh… must… not… smash… pad

We've reviewed Lost and Damned and Street Fighter IV. Plus, beautiful music too good for the US

Because playing bad games in good games breaks our brain

Join us, as we ruin over 80 games for you

They look tough, but they're really polygonal pansies

Fighting fit fat characters and their impossible bypass-baiting moves

We stack the series' iconic art against in-game characters to see how well it made the transition

They were groundbreaking at the time - but are the original 2D GTAs a sound investment of time?