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From the relent less goon squad who churned out Scary/Date/Epic/ Disaster Movie comes this fish in a barrel skewering of the Twilight Saga.
You know the drill already: a moody teenage girl (Jenn Proske) torn between two suitors, one a vampire (Matt Lanter’s Edward Sullen), the other a werewolf (Chris Riggi’s Jacob).
You can probably guess the rest, too: creaky pop-culture gags, silly smut and pratfalls, pratfalls, pratfalls.
It’s marginally sharper than the likes of Meet The Spartans – yes, that good – but essentially as tatty as a porn parody, without all the best bits.
Ken McIntyre is a freelance writer who has spent years covering music and film. You'll find Ken in the pages of Total Film and here on GamesRadar, using his experience and expertise to dive into the history of cinema and review the latest films. You'll also find him writing features and columns for other Future Plc brands, such as Metal Hammer and Classic Rock magazine.
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