Warning: BioShock's Secrets Revealed

[Editor's note: For GamesRadar's review of BioShock,head here. For our blowout strategy guide to every single plasmid, with custom gameplay videos for each,head here. For our tribute montage to Big Daddy massacre,head here. And for the complete list of Achievements, also filled with spoilers,head here.]


You don't know jack about BioShock.

Oh sure, you've read every teasing preview and taunting review available. You've played through the Xbox Live demo three times, searching desperately for more clues and hoping that this time - somehow - the experience won't end where it always ends. Maybe you've even managed to get your hands on an early copy and are plowing through it as fast as you can.

You think you know what BioShock is about. You think you know the characters. You may even think you know where the story is headed next. You definitely think you know where it begins. But trust us - you don't. You don't know anything.

So... do you want to? Are you sure? The following eight pages will reveal every shocking secret, every jaw-dropping twist and every unbelievable game-changing moment. If you're the type of person who just can't wait to discover these things on your own, proceed and be enlightened.

If not, then turn around and run away NOW. This is your last warning...

[Editor's note: For GamesRadar's review of BioShock,head here. For our blowout strategy guide to every single plasmid, with custom gameplay videos for each,head here. For our tribute montage to Big Daddy massacre,head here. And for the complete list of Achievements, also filled with spoilers,head here.]


You don't know jack about BioShock.

Oh sure, you've read every teasing preview and taunting review available. You've played through the Xbox Live demo three times, searching desperately for more clues and hoping that this time - somehow - the experience won't end where it always ends. Maybe you've even managed to get your hands on an early copy and are plowing through it as fast as you can.

You think you know what BioShock is about. You think you know the characters. You may even think you know where the story is headed next. You definitely think you know where it begins. But trust us - you don't. You don't know anything.

So... do you want to? Are you sure? The following eight pages will reveal every shocking secret, every jaw-dropping twist and every unbelievable game-changing moment. If you're the type of person who just can't wait to discover these things on your own, proceed and be enlightened.

If not, then turn around and run away NOW. This is your last warning...

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