Here it is. Fifteen minutes and fifty three seconds of blood drenched reasons people write headlines about video games. And it's pretty gorious, no, I mean glorious.
Now out on PS4, Xbox One and PC, Mortal Kombat X has more particular sets of skills than Liam Neeson when it comes to ending lives and YouTube user MKIceAndFire has helpfully collated every fatality into one meaty chunk. You'll be very glad I waited until after lunch.
But the question is, did MKIceAndFire use the Easy Fatality options? You can now earn tokens as you play so you don't have to memorise those pesky button presses but these tokens can also be bought for your hard earned cash.
Easy Fatalities are currently priced on the PlayStation Store at 79p ($1) for 5 or £3.99 ($5) for 30. Other DLC available is the Kombat Pack at £24.99 ($30) which has four new characters and skin packs, including Jason Vorhees and the Predator. Given the fact that the game is already £49.99 ($60), these extra DLC packs seem a bit of a roundhouse kick in the teeth on day one.
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