Dragonite (#149)
Real talk: how the hell does Dragonair become Dragonite? That doesn't make any sense. They look nothing alike. If anything, Magikarp should become Dragonite (they both share colors and some patterns) and Dragonair should become Gyarados, which looks like a big, grown-up, bad-ass Dragonair.
Oh, and dragon fruit.
Mewtwo (#150)
Since it was created in a laboratory, we believe that Mewtwo tastes like a mixture of saline solution and mercury.
Mew (#151)
White Shark Bite fruit snacks.
Gotta eat 'em all!
Or, you know, that's what we think they'd taste like. Obviously we'll never know, unless Nintendo decides to mix Pokemon Snap, Cabelas, and Cooking Mama sometime soon (and they totally should).
So, what do you think? Did we get any wrong? Are there any Pokemon that you'd like to eat? Let us know in the comments below.
And if you want to continue to be confused and grossed out by Pokemon, check out the Top 7 most disturbing things about the Pokemon Universe and the Sickest Pokemon of all time.
