World of Nintendo

11) They call it "Sommercup"
Did you know Nintendo holds their own soccer tournament in Germany? You do now. Talk about up-and-coming talent: these players are barely into grade school. Nice to see Mario's turned up, anyway: wonder how Zidane reacted when he grew to ten times his normal size, bombed half the players' faces off, then scored six goals with one kick?

12) Nintendattoo
Enjoy the party while you can; ink-based Nintendo stomach-characters. Judging by the Bat-Logo, the Dark Knight's about to crash in and ruin everything - which is why Yoshi's refusing to come out of his egg. That, or a dispute over his fee.