Ico
A distraught mother attempts to reclaim her daughter from the clutches of a freak show devil-boy.
The Sims
A race of moronic humanoids requires round-the-clock care. You are their caregiver.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.
Call of Duty 2
Nazi Germany keeps leaving its stuff on Russia's side of the divide. Russia is less than pleased.
Pikmin
Spaceman rallies peaceful tribes; begins brutal war of attrition.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
A distraught adrenaline junkie attempts to wheel himself off a cliff. Sadly, all of the available edges are curved upwards.
Animal Crossing
Animal cult conspires to keep local human as wage slave.
WWE 2K15
A comedically inept dance troupe attempts to put on a local show; performers proceed to run into one another, drop their partners and fall through several wooden tables.
Soul Calibur
A renaissance faire turns nasty when a local bondage enthusiast turns up to sour the mood.
Resident Evil
A group of god-awful actors vie for the 'worst performance' award while staying at a local mansion.
Final Fantasy 14's funniest speedrunning beef continues as runner who lost a world record to its original champ in just 1 day returns, beats record, is promptly dethroned again
Sony finally managed to pry Final Fantasy 7 away from Nintendo thanks to a "schmoozer" of a former employee who hung out with Square Enix executives at his parties, according to one former PlayStation boss
