You know games are taking over your life when... you install a TV in your crapper so you can play while you lay
The bathroom is the heart of the house. A sanctuary for quite meditation and straining sphincter muscles. While we regularly take our DS or PSP with us when releasing a brown trout back into the wild, we have never ever entertained the idea of hooking up a TV in our shitting chamber just so we can still play multiplayer Halo. It's a step too far. And besides, you've still got to find time to wipe the dirt out your eye. Right?
Plus, crappy portable TVs and bathrooms really don't mix, so if your gaming obsession drives you to contravene a multitude of health and safety laws and proudly post your handiwork on YouTube for the Whole World to see, give yourself a blow to the head and hope that the stupid side of your brain takes a back seat.
