You know games are taking over your life when...

You know games are taking over your life when... the prospect of a new console gives you chronic insomnia

A console launch is certainly something to be rejoiced, but if it makes you stay awake for FIVE days (that's, like, 120 sleepless hours) then you know you've got some serious issues. Being conscious for that length of time is about as healthy for your sanity as dropping triple-dipped acid. It'll send you crazier than an upside down house. Heed the warning signs, or you could end up standing on the street wrapped in nothing but a blanket. A bit like this lovable looney tune, in fact...