You know games are taking over your life when... you're old enough to be shagging girls, but the only people that ever come to your house are other overgrown boys
So you've reached your Springtime and outside your window the birds twitter the soft songs of love. Now is truly the time to express those swelling urges of passion with a real lady. But where is thoust fair maiden, with nectar so sweet and intoxicating as to fill thine soul with the blazing fires of love? Chances are, she's not in your front room playing FIFA with the lads.
If you find yourself a meals-for-one gaming bachelor, we suggest you venture outwards in search of a mate to share fluids and good times. Gaming is awesome and having your buddies round to play is totally for-the-win!, but if your house has a lingering funk of spilled beer, feet and that other indistinguishable odour of man that's an odd mix of bubblegum and hamster cages, then it's time to break-up with gaming for a while and seek some intimate contact with a woman. You never know, she might be the push you've been waiting for to get yourself a Wii.
